"In Canada, we have cold winters. But we also have each other."
What happens when you try to access OkCupid on Firefox.
This red fox was found nestled up in the snow in a backyard in Alberta, Canada. Article
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”.
"My boss is being a real putz."
"I probably shouldn’t write that."
"I used to have really bad social anxiety. I’d be so afraid of saying something awkward and uninteresting, I’d stand on the perimeter of conversations and not say a thing. Which ironically came across as awkward and uninteresting."
"I’m pretty sure I have psychic abilities. I got ripped off really badly by a con artist one time. Then years later, on a hunch, I walked over to the jail to see if he’d ever gotten arrested. Not only was he there, but I showed up just in time to have a say in his parole proceedings. Plus I’m really good at guessing what time it is."
"I’m a tour guide."
"What’s your greatest strength as a guide?"
"Have you ever seen the movie Kate and Leopold?"
"I can’t say I have."
"Well, it’s no masterpiece. But there’s this one scene when Hugh Jackman goes back in time, and he witnesses the opening of the Brooklyn Bridge. Then he’s transported back to present day, and he sees the bridge is still standing, and he shouts: ‘It’s a miracle!’ And a nearby hotdog vendor says: ‘No it’s not, it’s a bridge.’ So what I’m trying to say is, I’m Hugh Jackman. And not the hot dog vendor."
"I think society’s emphasis on family forces us into relationships that are otherwise unhealthy. Sure, a long time ago, when people lived miles from civilization, family was all you had. There was a very practical purpose to sticking together. But now I have six million people in my backyard. Why should I be wasting time with someone I don’t like just because they have the same last name as me?"
I wish. If we didn’t already have so much money put down on the venue, etc…
Hahaha, I’m so glad! I also order you to attend.